Wednesday, September 24, 2008

My ten year old Pregnant neice!

This is by far one of my favorite Bailey stories. A couple of weeks ago my mother stopped by and we were talking and she asked if I had talked to my sister. I told her no and she said I better call her that they had had a pregnancy scare. My first thought was my sister Holli. and my mom said no Bailey!!! I completely freaked out. Bailey is ten years old and in 5th grade. She goes on to tell me that Bailey's Step mom had gone into the school to pick Bailey up one day and the teacher had said oh we have been trying to get a hold of you. They went and got Jeff Bailey's dad and the teacher asked him how he felt about being a Grandpa. Apparently a couple of weeks ago a little boy named Hunter had kissed Bay on the cheek the next week Bay had got sick with the flu and had been throwing up. So she went to school and told all of her friends that she thought that she was pregnant because Hunter had kissed her cheek!!! SO this rumor was going around the whole 5th grade. Well one of the girls told one of the 5th grade teachers that bailey was pregnant. So that teacher told Bay's teacher who told the principal who told all of the school counselors etc etc etc. Jeff and Holli and Bay had to go into the principals office and have a huge talk about it and the school counselors had to come in and have a huge talk with the whole 5th grade about pregnancy All because of sweet little innocent Bailey!!! Matt and I both laughed so hard when we heard this story. It is classic! I just can't wait until Bay is 22 and we can talk about the time she gave us a pregnancy scare when she was 10 years old!!! I love it!

8 comments:

Me said...

That's the funniest thing I've heard in a darn long time!!!

OLIVERSONFAM said...

That is HILARIOUS!!!
I'm sure glad you can't get pregnant that way...I would have been pregnant in the 1st grade!

Bobbi said...

This is truely a classic! Sweet Bailey will never live it down.

Erin Stones said...

That's hilarious. Having taught 5th grade I can only imagine how all of this went over! You will get a good laugh out of this for a long time. Hey- I am still watching for that email about the crayon thing? If you sent it I never got it. Thanks for your help with that. I will have pics posted of Jeanette's new baby tomorrow if you want to check them out!

Heather K said...

How funny! You guys always have funny stuff going on!

Brandi Johns said...

ARE YOU KIDDING ME? That is SO funny. That girl is something else. I love it!

The Oldroyd's said...

That is so funny. I hadn't heard this yet. Cute little Bailey.

Anonymous said...

perfect age I want to practice giving her a baby, no condom I want her to feel when icum